Buzz the Fly
By Steve Ward
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FlyPower
Hate Mail
In anticipation
and recognition of the times we live in, this page is devoted to our
detractors, both large and small. Although we feel as though we are
performing sort of a public service in offering FlyPower to the
public, there are those among you who think otherwise.
Here is your chance to publicly humiliate, degrade and in
general express your distaste for both our product and our soiled
souls.
Each month we will post what we consider to be the most
poignant, articulate and critical e-mail we receive, and we'll make
a donation to the World Wildlife Federation in the winners name for
$25.00.
Hate Mail Winner for January
1999.
: Your obvious indissoluble
predilection for the macabre indicts your intellect, physiognomy and
paradigmatic references with an ineluctable taint of ennui; it
engenders revulsion, contempt and nausea. If there were the
slightest shred of dignification possible for you site, the
diabolical juxtaposition of juvenile verbal vomit with remorseless
narcissism renders it moot. But of course it is funny. ......Jan
Otto
Jan..Reading your letter is kind of like getting flipped off by
William F. Buckley. I know it isn't complimentary but I haven't a
clue as to what it all means. Anyway, someone who would spend the
time writing a letter like this to a bunch of scum bags like
ourselves certainly deserves recognition. No mas.....you win !
We haven't gotten any animal rights wacko's as of late and
we'd love to hear from you. You know who you are. Come on..........
Send us Your Hate Mail; take your best shot
!!!!!!
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